1 00:00:00,203 --> 00:00:03,158 Magnum, I know you fell in love with Diane, 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,552 but how about bracing up and getting on with your life? 3 00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:07,579 No! 4 00:00:09,289 --> 00:00:10,374 Mac! 5 00:00:10,582 --> 00:00:12,668 He's alive. Mac's alive! 6 00:00:12,876 --> 00:00:15,712 If Magnum thinks he saw Mac, he suffered an hallucination. 7 00:00:15,921 --> 00:00:18,382 Now, I don't blame you for being upset, but I can explain. 8 00:00:18,549 --> 00:00:19,883 I want answers! 9 00:00:20,092 --> 00:00:21,427 What did I do that was so wrong? 10 00:00:21,593 --> 00:00:22,970 You're a conman and a thief! 11 00:00:23,137 --> 00:00:24,888 - I'm not a thief. - You're not a... 12 00:00:25,055 --> 00:00:25,764 Mac! 13 00:02:22,904 --> 00:02:24,341 I love you. 14 00:02:28,303 --> 00:02:29,680 No! 15 00:02:41,256 --> 00:02:42,734 Oh, Thomas! 16 00:02:44,486 --> 00:02:45,571 Traitor! 17 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,167 Hey, 18 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:03,105 what do you say we drive up to Pali Lookout and watch the sunrise? 19 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,340 You know? It'd be beautiful! 20 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:20,314 Magnum? 21 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:30,198 I don't mind if you want to drink yourself to death. 22 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:33,785 But I draw the line at littering. 23 00:03:34,077 --> 00:03:35,454 You're right. 24 00:03:35,621 --> 00:03:39,416 I'm sorry. I can go to pot, but not the estate. 25 00:03:43,795 --> 00:03:45,631 Don't you think you're overdoing this? 26 00:03:45,714 --> 00:03:48,675 Nope! I littered, I have to pick it up. 27 00:03:49,593 --> 00:03:51,762 That's not what I'm talking about. 28 00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:55,057 Look, I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific. 29 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:58,810 My mind is a bit foggy at the moment. 30 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:02,022 Must be due to lack of sleep. 31 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:04,483 If you're going to drink yourself into a stupor, 32 00:04:04,608 --> 00:04:06,485 wouldn't whiskey be more effective? 33 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:09,905 Too hard to keep an even buzz on with whiskey. 34 00:04:36,704 --> 00:04:38,642 In the five years I've known you, 35 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:41,561 you've debauched yourself many times, 36 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,939 but never anything like this. 37 00:04:45,148 --> 00:04:47,609 How long are you going to keep this up? 38 00:04:48,985 --> 00:04:50,904 Look, Higgins, I know this is stupid. 39 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:52,989 I know this isn't going to solve anything. 40 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,742 I know Diane's committing suicide wasn't my fault 41 00:04:55,924 --> 00:04:57,577 and there was nothing I could have done. 42 00:04:57,786 --> 00:05:00,580 Well, why this orgy of punishment? 43 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,793 How about bracing up and getting on with your life? 44 00:05:05,252 --> 00:05:07,462 I know you fell in love with Diane, but... 45 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:09,381 It's not just Diane! 46 00:05:13,927 --> 00:05:15,721 It's Michelle... 47 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:18,014 and Mac... 48 00:05:18,306 --> 00:05:20,350 Rick's little sister, Dan Cook, 49 00:05:20,475 --> 00:05:24,104 the little Vietnamese kid whose name I can't remember. 50 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,692 My dad. 51 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,114 All people I loved 52 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:35,782 or who counted on me, 53 00:05:35,907 --> 00:05:37,701 they're gone. 54 00:05:39,911 --> 00:05:42,497 Death is part of life. I... 55 00:05:42,831 --> 00:05:45,125 I know that sounds trite, but 56 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:48,170 the very nature of life means that the older we get, 57 00:05:48,253 --> 00:05:50,881 the more losses we're going to experience. 58 00:05:51,339 --> 00:05:53,383 And, if we go to war 59 00:05:53,471 --> 00:05:56,015 or choose a profession such as yours, 60 00:05:56,303 --> 00:05:58,889 those losses are going to be higher. 61 00:06:00,599 --> 00:06:02,267 Look, Higgins, 62 00:06:03,769 --> 00:06:07,147 I know you're trying to help, and I appreciate it. 63 00:06:08,690 --> 00:06:09,941 I really do. 64 00:06:12,611 --> 00:06:14,321 I know this isn't going to solve anything, 65 00:06:14,404 --> 00:06:16,364 I know I'm being morose. 66 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:18,241 And stupid. 67 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,829 But I just don't give a damn. 68 00:06:31,505 --> 00:06:33,173 It wasn't true. 69 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:35,509 I did give a damn, 70 00:06:35,592 --> 00:06:38,678 otherwise I wouldn't be so disgusted with myself. 71 00:06:39,012 --> 00:06:42,974 But Diane's suicide had started something I couldn't stop. 72 00:07:10,836 --> 00:07:12,128 Mac! 73 00:07:14,589 --> 00:07:16,007 You wanna live long, buddy? 74 00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:17,759 Mac! 75 00:07:28,643 --> 00:07:30,230 What's the problem, bro? 76 00:07:32,983 --> 00:07:34,359 Magnum? 77 00:07:34,776 --> 00:07:37,404 He's alive. Mac's alive! 78 00:07:39,364 --> 00:07:41,658 Would you please stop that infernal pacing? 79 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:44,452 One would think you were some poor animal caged in a zoo. 80 00:07:44,536 --> 00:07:46,204 I can't help it. I get nervous in hospitals. 81 00:07:46,288 --> 00:07:48,373 In case you haven't noticed, this is not a hospital. 82 00:07:48,582 --> 00:07:50,041 Leave him alone, Higgie. 83 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,168 And would you decide whether you're going to wear that cap 84 00:07:52,252 --> 00:07:53,587 or throttle it to death? 85 00:07:53,795 --> 00:07:57,090 The two of you are as nervous as a pair of Devonshire school girls. 86 00:07:57,591 --> 00:07:59,384 - And you're not? - No. 87 00:07:59,509 --> 00:08:00,969 Then why have you been sipping tea 88 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:02,846 from an empty cup for the last half-hour? 89 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:13,189 I gave him enough Seconal to put a horse to sleep, 90 00:08:13,273 --> 00:08:15,609 but I wouldn't bet on him staying under till morning. 91 00:08:15,817 --> 00:08:17,986 - Is he going to be all right? - I don't know. 92 00:08:18,194 --> 00:08:19,696 What do you mean, you don't know? 93 00:08:19,946 --> 00:08:21,448 Just what I said. 94 00:08:22,407 --> 00:08:25,118 Diane's suicide hit Magnum hard, very hard. 95 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:28,413 A certain amount of guilt and depression is to be expected. 96 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:31,583 But his actions today go far beyond that. 97 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:34,669 Yeah, well, he's tough. 98 00:08:34,878 --> 00:08:36,296 He'll bounce back. 99 00:08:36,421 --> 00:08:37,797 He always has. 100 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:40,050 T.C., everybody has a limit, even Magnum. 101 00:08:41,676 --> 00:08:43,261 - Black, right? - Yeah. 102 00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:45,764 I got used to that when I was an intern. 103 00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:47,891 Couldn't afford the cream and sugar. 104 00:08:53,861 --> 00:08:56,232 We'll have to wait until morning 105 00:08:56,316 --> 00:08:57,943 to see how he is. 106 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,906 Who is this Mac he's hallucinating? 107 00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:05,867 Oh, Lieutenant MacReynolds. 108 00:09:05,951 --> 00:09:07,786 He was killed a couple of years ago 109 00:09:07,869 --> 00:09:10,330 when this guy named Ivan blew up Magnum's Ferrari. 110 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:11,831 Mr. Masters' Ferrari. 111 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,959 - What difference does it make, Higgins? - None. 112 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:17,253 I'd say Magnum's not the only one who's wired around here. 113 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:20,340 Well, 114 00:09:20,465 --> 00:09:21,800 all right. 115 00:09:22,592 --> 00:09:24,094 He should be out the whole night, 116 00:09:24,135 --> 00:09:25,971 but I would not leave him alone. 117 00:09:26,096 --> 00:09:28,181 - No, of course not. - Yeah, we'll stay. 118 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:32,018 I'll be back around 10:00 119 00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:34,854 and I'll decide then whether or not to hospitalize him. 120 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:36,189 You don't have to do that, doc, 121 00:09:36,272 --> 00:09:37,774 we can take care of him right here. 122 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:41,403 I'm talking about a mental hospital, gentlemen. 123 00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:43,405 Good night. 124 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:15,520 Hey, 125 00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:19,374 what do you say we drive up to Pali Lookout and watch the sunrise? 126 00:10:19,649 --> 00:10:21,526 You know? It'd be beautiful! 127 00:11:02,776 --> 00:11:05,070 Hi, guys! What are you doing here? 128 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,864 Hey, I'm starved. 129 00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,699 How about some breakfast? I'm fixing. 130 00:11:09,908 --> 00:11:12,160 I got some eggs, I think, and some bacon. 131 00:11:12,452 --> 00:11:14,454 Maybe some sausage, let me see. 132 00:11:14,537 --> 00:11:16,998 Yeah, I got sausage, I even got some lox 133 00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:19,793 and some cream cheese. Bagels are hard, though. 134 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:22,087 - Are you all right? - Oh, I'm fine. 135 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:23,880 Well, what happened yesterday? 136 00:11:23,963 --> 00:11:27,550 Well, I guess, I went off the deep end thinking I saw Mac. 137 00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:29,094 You could say that. 138 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,596 Yeah, but I'm fine now. How do you want your eggs? 139 00:11:35,391 --> 00:11:36,976 Thanks, guys. 140 00:11:37,852 --> 00:11:39,938 Well, how's it look? 141 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:42,315 Rick always was a whiz with the old shears. 142 00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:43,900 Well, it's somewhat of an improvement 143 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:45,777 over your previous tonsorial treatment. 144 00:11:45,985 --> 00:11:47,904 I think he missed his calling. 145 00:11:48,029 --> 00:11:50,573 I'm sure it'll lay down eventually. 146 00:11:50,657 --> 00:11:52,826 - Magnum. - Yeah? 147 00:11:52,909 --> 00:11:56,955 Do you think it wise for you to drive so soon after your... 148 00:11:57,539 --> 00:11:59,124 - Illness? - Yes. 149 00:12:00,558 --> 00:12:02,794 I've been pretty far around the bend. I know that. 150 00:12:04,587 --> 00:12:07,465 Whether it was hallucinating about Mac, or... 151 00:12:08,007 --> 00:12:10,718 doc's shot letting me sleep, I don't know. 152 00:12:11,219 --> 00:12:12,929 Whatever it was, 153 00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,473 I woke up this morning, and... 154 00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:18,768 everything was in perspective. I'm fine. 155 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:20,145 Really. 156 00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:23,314 And I appreciate your concern. 157 00:12:26,908 --> 00:12:28,486 I'll see you later. 158 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:44,669 Come, lads. We still have time to catch the last ten minutes of Lassie. 159 00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:50,049 Sometimes the hardest thing to face is reality. 160 00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:51,676 My friends really cared about me, 161 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:53,845 but if I'd insisted Mac was alive, 162 00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:56,306 they'd have thrown me into a padded room. 163 00:12:56,848 --> 00:12:58,600 I knew Mac was back. 164 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:01,477 It wasn't my imagination, or a hallucination. 165 00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:02,896 He was here. 166 00:13:02,979 --> 00:13:04,814 And I was going to find him. 167 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,259 After three days of surveillance, 168 00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:35,595 I was familiar with the rhythm of the street. 169 00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:36,971 At 9:00 in the morning, 170 00:13:37,055 --> 00:13:41,309 those about to be sacrificed to the Hawaiian gods of sun, sea and sand 171 00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:44,145 were making their ritualistic trek to the beach. 172 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:48,149 I knew from experience that very few would return with their skin. 173 00:13:50,985 --> 00:13:52,237 At noon, 174 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,823 the late-risers and serious souvenir-hunters were prowling about, 175 00:13:55,907 --> 00:14:00,787 snatching up bargain buys on plastic hula skirts and cheap coral beads. 176 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:10,296 At 3:15, I got my afternoon treat. 177 00:14:21,808 --> 00:14:24,644 I called her Olga, for obvious reasons. 178 00:14:24,727 --> 00:14:28,648 The cops are pretty good about keeping hookers off the street during the day, 179 00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:31,401 but I guess when you're as big as Olga, 180 00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:33,653 you can work any time you want. 181 00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:42,412 By sunset, the last of the lobsters were returning from the beach. 182 00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:44,247 Which meant my day was nearly over 183 00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:46,666 and all I had to show for it was a sore butt 184 00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:48,334 and a case of heartburn. 185 00:15:00,346 --> 00:15:01,889 It's him. 186 00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:07,145 I'm not hallucinating. 187 00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:21,284 Mac never could pass up ice cream! 188 00:15:56,152 --> 00:15:58,112 Suddenly, I was afraid. 189 00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:01,074 Mac was dead. I'd seen him die. 190 00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:03,409 I consoled his parents, helped bury him. 191 00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:06,371 Yet, there he was, just 10 feet away from me. 192 00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:08,414 I was afraid if I got too close, 193 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,458 if I touched or spoke to him, 194 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:12,668 he'd disappear. 195 00:17:18,985 --> 00:17:20,570 Mac? 196 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:44,969 Are you looking for me? 197 00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:50,141 Mac. 198 00:17:59,775 --> 00:18:01,444 I don't know how... 199 00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:03,446 or why... 200 00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:07,533 If you're a ghost or what, but, God! 201 00:18:07,992 --> 00:18:09,327 Feels good to see you! 202 00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,413 I... 203 00:18:13,706 --> 00:18:16,334 think you're confusing me with someone else, son. 204 00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:18,753 My name's not Mac. 205 00:18:19,587 --> 00:18:21,714 I'm Lieutenant Commander Hiller. 206 00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,050 But most of the men call me Father Jim. 207 00:18:34,227 --> 00:18:35,728 Mac's a priest? 208 00:18:35,978 --> 00:18:37,688 Not Mac, Father Jim! 209 00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:40,775 But I'll tell you guys, he is the spitting image of Mac, 210 00:18:40,816 --> 00:18:42,944 except for the mustache. I've never seen anything like it. 211 00:18:43,027 --> 00:18:45,780 I have. In India, back in '49. 212 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,991 I was assigned to Lord Mountbatten as his temporary batman 213 00:18:49,075 --> 00:18:53,079 while his sergeant major recovered from a mishap with a sacred cow. 214 00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:54,606 We never really quite understood 215 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,958 how he managed to so infuriate that animal. 216 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,626 They're really quite docile, you know. 217 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,461 I recall once, outside Calcutta... 218 00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:02,713 Higgins, what's your point? 219 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:06,801 One day, Lord Mountbatten wanted some fresh figs. 220 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,261 The man loved figs. 221 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:11,514 So, I went to the local market 222 00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:13,140 and that's where it happened. 223 00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:14,267 What? 224 00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:17,270 The same sort of thing that's happened to Magnum. 225 00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:20,606 I came face to face with a holy man 226 00:19:20,815 --> 00:19:22,525 - who looked exactly like... - You. 227 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,152 Poor guy! 228 00:19:27,363 --> 00:19:28,906 Like my mother. 229 00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:32,910 It was bloody frightening. 230 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,412 T.C., what time is it? 231 00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:38,666 It's exactly five minutes later than it was the last time you asked. 232 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:40,876 He's supposed to be here at noon. 233 00:19:41,127 --> 00:19:42,587 Well, he's only 27 minutes late. 234 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,463 Perhaps he got caught in traffic. 235 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:45,798 So, 236 00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:47,550 what did he say when you told him about Mac? 237 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,677 Well, I think he thought I was crazy. 238 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,053 But then I showed him, 239 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,639 you know, the picture I have in my wallet of Mac, Julie and I 240 00:19:53,723 --> 00:19:55,683 at Luau Louie's the night he was killed. 241 00:19:57,310 --> 00:20:00,104 Look, why don't you guys go ahead and order and I'll wait for Father Jim? 242 00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:01,647 You're sure you don't mind? 243 00:20:01,856 --> 00:20:04,150 Oh, don't be silly. Look, Father Jim will be here any minute 244 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,360 and then I'll order. Go ahead, guys. 245 00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:15,870 Magnum, 246 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:19,915 the day you told us you had hallucinated seeing Mac, 247 00:20:20,082 --> 00:20:21,584 you didn't believe that, did you? 248 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:22,877 No. 249 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,754 I knew I saw him. 250 00:20:24,837 --> 00:20:27,214 But if I'd kept trying to convince you guys and Doc Ibold, 251 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,091 I would have ended up in a padded room. 252 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:33,888 So you spent the day surveying the street with a telescope. 253 00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:35,348 Camera. 254 00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:38,392 You wouldn't give me Robin's telescope, remember? 255 00:20:39,226 --> 00:20:40,770 Yes. 256 00:20:44,815 --> 00:20:46,692 Did you take a picture of him? 257 00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,194 Mac? 258 00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:52,490 I mean, Father Jim? No. 259 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,826 - Why not? - Because! 260 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:59,038 I was only using the camera because it had a 300mm zoom. 261 00:21:00,956 --> 00:21:02,124 You don't believe me, do you? 262 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:08,047 I believe you saw someone, or thought you saw someone... 263 00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:10,508 Met! Met him. 264 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:12,843 Talked to him, had a drink with him. 265 00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:15,680 I showed him Mac's picture. He told me his name! 266 00:21:15,805 --> 00:21:17,640 Said he'd meet me here for lunch! 267 00:21:21,268 --> 00:21:22,770 T.C., you remember. 268 00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:25,606 When I told you that Michelle was here, you didn't believe me! 269 00:21:26,107 --> 00:21:27,400 Yeah. 270 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:29,694 And I was wrong. 271 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:31,821 That's why I believe you now. 272 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,323 Me, too. 273 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,870 I'd like to believe you met someone who looks like Mac. 274 00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:41,163 But you don't. 275 00:21:41,372 --> 00:21:44,458 Under the circumstances, I think it highly unlikely. 276 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:48,337 I think the possibility that you're hallucinating is one we should not ignore. 277 00:21:48,546 --> 00:21:50,464 I am not hallucinating, Higgins! 278 00:21:50,673 --> 00:21:52,007 And I can prove it. 279 00:21:52,091 --> 00:21:53,300 Hey, where are you going? 280 00:21:53,384 --> 00:21:54,927 To Pearl! I'm gonna find Father Jim. 281 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:57,930 I'll bring him back here so you can all see for yourselves! 282 00:22:00,099 --> 00:22:01,517 Now look what you've done. 283 00:22:02,184 --> 00:22:05,980 Father Jim, if he exists, is one hour and 33 minutes late. 284 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,982 He hasn't called, so unless the poor man 285 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,483 has had an incredible emergency 286 00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:11,485 or some sort of an accident, 287 00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,362 it is highly probable that he is a figment 288 00:22:13,404 --> 00:22:15,698 of Magnum's distraught imagination. 289 00:22:15,781 --> 00:22:18,534 And sitting here saying, "We're with you, old buddy" 290 00:22:18,659 --> 00:22:20,995 isn't doing him a bloody bit of good! 291 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:32,047 I'm looking for Lieutenant Commander Hiller. 292 00:22:32,131 --> 00:22:34,091 His yeoman said I might find him here. 293 00:22:34,175 --> 00:22:37,553 Yeah. I just saw Father Jim. He was doing laps. 294 00:22:37,636 --> 00:22:39,597 Must have headed for the showers. 295 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,182 - They're through the doors. - Through the doors? 296 00:22:41,265 --> 00:22:42,558 Yeah, I know. 297 00:22:42,641 --> 00:22:43,976 Thanks. 298 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,104 Ensign Jessup, telephone, line 3. 299 00:22:47,188 --> 00:22:49,774 Ensign Jessup, telephone, line 3. 300 00:22:53,235 --> 00:22:54,612 Seaman Clayton, 301 00:22:54,779 --> 00:22:56,781 report to the OOD, Barracks 4. 302 00:22:56,864 --> 00:23:00,785 Seaman Clayton, report to the OOD, Barracks 4. 303 00:23:06,207 --> 00:23:08,667 I'm glad you didn't shoot that way five years ago, Magnum. 304 00:23:10,044 --> 00:23:11,337 Well, I'm a little rusty. 305 00:23:11,629 --> 00:23:13,130 You don't remember me, do you? 306 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:15,049 Well, your face is familiar, but... 307 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:18,177 Nah, no reason why you should, I spend most of my time on the bench. 308 00:23:18,385 --> 00:23:20,763 No, we played in a benefit game for the Navy Relief Fund. 309 00:23:21,222 --> 00:23:23,140 You know, against Schofield Barracks. 310 00:23:23,349 --> 00:23:26,101 Oh, sure! You played guard. You're a navy chap... 311 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,687 Chaplain. 312 00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:30,523 Yeah, that's me. Father Jim Hiller. 313 00:23:42,243 --> 00:23:44,370 - Where is he now? - Down by the tidal pool. 314 00:23:44,453 --> 00:23:45,538 That's great! 315 00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:47,748 Thomas always swims when he has things to figure out. 316 00:23:47,832 --> 00:23:49,500 Well, he isn't swimming. 317 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:52,378 He's just sitting on the sand, staring out at the ocean. 318 00:23:52,461 --> 00:23:54,380 Yeah, well, that's a good way to solve a problem, too. 319 00:23:54,463 --> 00:23:57,174 Cabin Island! I loved this as a kid! 320 00:23:57,258 --> 00:23:59,468 I remember one night, they were lying in the cabin, 321 00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:01,303 they heard a moan, they thought it was a ghost. 322 00:24:01,387 --> 00:24:03,055 And Chet, he got so scared... 323 00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:04,890 Dr. Ibold, with all due respect, 324 00:24:04,974 --> 00:24:08,310 I don't think that now is the time for childhood literary recollections. 325 00:24:08,853 --> 00:24:11,230 Until Dr. Trapp gets here, there's nothing more I can do. 326 00:24:11,313 --> 00:24:13,816 This Dr. Trapp, what did he say? 327 00:24:13,899 --> 00:24:17,653 Well, there really wasn't very much he could say, until he examines Magnum. 328 00:24:17,862 --> 00:24:21,115 But he doubted that he was suffering from a hallucination, you know... 329 00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:22,950 For Whom the Bell Tolls. 330 00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:26,203 For Whom the Bell Tolls! A great, sexy book in its time. 331 00:24:26,412 --> 00:24:28,330 You remember, they were lying in that sleeping bag 332 00:24:28,414 --> 00:24:29,748 the night before they blew the bridge... 333 00:24:29,832 --> 00:24:32,167 Wait a minute! Wait a minute. 334 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:35,379 You saying that Magnum is not hallucinating? 335 00:24:35,713 --> 00:24:37,882 Dr. Trapp thought it was unlikely. 336 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,800 Hallucinations are very rare 337 00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:43,012 and he thought that Magnum probably was suffering from a delusion. 338 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,430 What's the difference? 339 00:24:46,265 --> 00:24:48,851 If Magnum thinks he saw Mac and no one was there, 340 00:24:49,018 --> 00:24:50,561 he suffered an hallucination. 341 00:24:50,644 --> 00:24:53,981 If someone was there and Magnum thought that person was Mac, 342 00:24:54,064 --> 00:24:55,858 he's had a delusion. 343 00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:57,860 I couldn't have put it better myself. 344 00:24:58,110 --> 00:24:59,486 Thank you, doctor. 345 00:24:59,570 --> 00:25:01,030 But Rick is right. 346 00:25:01,113 --> 00:25:03,365 I mean, what difference does it make what you call it? 347 00:25:03,449 --> 00:25:05,242 Either way, Magnum is in big trouble. 348 00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:06,744 Unless... 349 00:25:06,952 --> 00:25:08,120 Harvey. 350 00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:10,748 Harvey! One of the great wonderful plays... 351 00:25:10,873 --> 00:25:13,208 Unless what? 352 00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:15,711 Unless Magnum's telling the truth. 353 00:25:19,757 --> 00:25:21,300 Hold on. 354 00:25:22,009 --> 00:25:23,761 Hold on! 355 00:25:24,595 --> 00:25:26,889 Wasn't Magnum always conning Mac? 356 00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:28,807 Not just Mac. 357 00:25:28,974 --> 00:25:29,934 Yeah. 358 00:25:30,017 --> 00:25:32,519 And wouldn't we just love to get even? 359 00:25:33,562 --> 00:25:36,565 I would ask nothing more of life. 360 00:25:36,774 --> 00:25:38,317 Maybe Mac didn't, either. 361 00:25:39,234 --> 00:25:40,778 Do you realize what you're saying? 362 00:25:40,986 --> 00:25:42,363 I didn't say it. 363 00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:45,282 Wait, wait. You mean that Mac's running a con on Thomas? 364 00:25:45,532 --> 00:25:48,202 That means that Mac is back, and Mac's dead! 365 00:25:49,203 --> 00:25:51,330 Then it has to be Mac's... 366 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,668 Ghost. 367 00:25:55,876 --> 00:25:56,710 You said it! 368 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,262 I think I got it figured out, Higgins. 369 00:26:07,554 --> 00:26:09,306 - Good. I'd like to hear it. - Oh! 370 00:26:15,145 --> 00:26:16,480 How'd you get here? 371 00:26:16,563 --> 00:26:18,565 I came up the beach about five miles. 372 00:26:18,649 --> 00:26:20,109 Wanted to see you alone. 373 00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:21,986 Dogs don't count. 374 00:26:22,194 --> 00:26:24,446 Dogs always love me. I'm like Daniel and the lions. 375 00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:26,991 You know, you could put me in the middle of a junkyard full of Dobies 376 00:26:27,074 --> 00:26:28,534 and all they'd do is lick my face. 377 00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:30,536 Who the hell are you? 378 00:26:30,703 --> 00:26:32,955 Well, I guess, you figured out I'm not Father Jim. 379 00:26:33,622 --> 00:26:36,083 Well, what would you say if I told you I was Mac? 380 00:26:38,377 --> 00:26:39,920 Then you'd be a ghost. 381 00:26:40,379 --> 00:26:41,380 Yeah. 382 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:47,636 I don't think ghosts get dropped with a right. 383 00:26:49,138 --> 00:26:50,514 I'm not sure if that's ever been proven, 384 00:26:50,597 --> 00:26:52,266 but I'm not gonna argue with you. 385 00:26:59,015 --> 00:27:01,483 Lieutenant Neville Thompson, NIA? 386 00:27:01,859 --> 00:27:04,445 Couldn't tell you the other night. I was operating undercover. 387 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,906 As Father Jim? 388 00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:10,534 Yeah, collecting money for the Navy Relief Fund. 389 00:27:10,617 --> 00:27:12,202 Got nearly $800, too. 390 00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:14,747 What were you really doing? 391 00:27:16,290 --> 00:27:20,419 Trying to build my credibility as Father Jim, the friendly Navy chaplain. 392 00:27:21,086 --> 00:27:23,172 Thought you were trying to blow my cover 393 00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:24,715 till I checked your story out. 394 00:27:25,132 --> 00:27:26,800 It's a hell of a coincidence 395 00:27:26,852 --> 00:27:29,938 me looking like your buddy and you being an ex-NIA officer, huh? 396 00:27:30,179 --> 00:27:32,973 Yeah. Sorry... Neville. 397 00:27:33,265 --> 00:27:34,767 Yeah, well... 398 00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:36,935 I understand. 399 00:27:41,607 --> 00:27:44,943 I just can't get over how much you look like my friend Mac. 400 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:46,862 He was a real buddy, huh? 401 00:27:46,987 --> 00:27:48,489 The best. 402 00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:50,949 Look, 403 00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:54,161 you wanna call me Mac, it's okay. 404 00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:59,124 I couldn't do that. 405 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,418 I use so many different names on this job already, 406 00:28:01,502 --> 00:28:03,462 one more is not gonna make any difference. 407 00:28:03,545 --> 00:28:05,798 Really, it's okay. 408 00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:08,592 Thanks... 409 00:28:10,886 --> 00:28:12,179 Mac. 410 00:28:15,641 --> 00:28:16,809 Now, 411 00:28:16,934 --> 00:28:20,145 the reason I came to see you is, I need your help. 412 00:28:24,024 --> 00:28:25,776 He's just sitting there 413 00:28:27,361 --> 00:28:28,987 talking to the lads. 414 00:28:29,071 --> 00:28:30,572 That doesn't sound good. 415 00:28:30,656 --> 00:28:32,491 What's wrong with talking to the lads? 416 00:28:32,616 --> 00:28:35,202 Nothing, as long as you don't think they talk back. 417 00:28:36,370 --> 00:28:39,123 The lads are excellent listeners. 418 00:28:39,706 --> 00:28:41,208 Excellent. 419 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,918 They may be Marine pilots, 420 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,878 but most of them are just kids in their early 20s 421 00:28:44,962 --> 00:28:46,547 and those slicks in Little Saigon 422 00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:48,507 are taking them in a crooked poker game. 423 00:28:48,632 --> 00:28:50,592 So, I'm supposed to raid it 424 00:28:50,676 --> 00:28:52,219 pretending to be Shore Patrol? 425 00:28:52,302 --> 00:28:54,471 Right, right. And I'll be on the inside. 426 00:28:54,888 --> 00:28:56,515 As Father Jim. 427 00:28:56,598 --> 00:28:58,809 No, no, no, as Lieutenant Briggs. 428 00:28:58,934 --> 00:29:01,019 A pilot in the squadron who's loaded. 429 00:29:01,228 --> 00:29:02,396 Lieutenant Briggs? 430 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:03,564 Right! 431 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:05,607 Right! Do you think the Vietnamese running this game 432 00:29:05,649 --> 00:29:07,526 would believe in a priest playing high-stakes poker? 433 00:29:07,609 --> 00:29:09,736 - I suppose not. - You can bet not. 434 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:12,197 So the Marines told them I was Lieutenant Briggs. 435 00:29:12,406 --> 00:29:14,491 So the Marines think you're Father Jim. 436 00:29:15,033 --> 00:29:16,451 Right. 437 00:29:16,577 --> 00:29:19,079 They wouldn't have even told me about the poker game 438 00:29:19,204 --> 00:29:20,789 if they'd thought I was an NIA officer. 439 00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:23,417 Gambling's a court-martial offense. 440 00:29:24,543 --> 00:29:26,670 Yeah, but I still don't get it... 441 00:29:26,753 --> 00:29:27,796 Mac. 442 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:30,757 I mean, why not use the real Shore Patrol? 443 00:29:30,841 --> 00:29:33,927 Look, I don't know how you felt about it when you were with the NIA, but... 444 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,140 I figure it's my job to help our boys, not to punish them and 445 00:29:38,223 --> 00:29:39,975 I mean, if we're talking about drugs 446 00:29:40,058 --> 00:29:42,477 or stolen government property or something, that's different. But... 447 00:29:44,021 --> 00:29:46,565 Getting ripped off in a crooked poker game... 448 00:29:46,857 --> 00:29:50,068 The way I see it, if I can get those kids their money back 449 00:29:50,152 --> 00:29:52,654 and not make it official, who does it hurt? 450 00:29:53,197 --> 00:29:54,990 I guess nobody. 451 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,742 Except the yahoos running the game. 452 00:29:56,825 --> 00:29:58,202 Right! 453 00:29:58,285 --> 00:30:01,371 Now, there's a head next to that poker room. 454 00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:05,334 Between 2200 and 2215, I'll excuse myself to use it. 455 00:30:05,626 --> 00:30:08,587 At 2230, you crawl through that window... 456 00:30:15,385 --> 00:30:16,803 Open with $10. 457 00:30:17,512 --> 00:30:19,056 I'll call. 458 00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:23,393 I'll see your $10, and raise you $20. 459 00:30:27,356 --> 00:30:30,651 I'll see your $20, and raise you $20. 460 00:30:32,444 --> 00:30:34,446 I'll see that 461 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,531 and raise $30. 462 00:30:38,492 --> 00:30:40,369 Nah. Too much for me. 463 00:30:40,619 --> 00:30:42,788 I'm game. Call. 464 00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:45,874 Well, let's make it interesting, then. 465 00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,335 I'll see your $30 and raise $50. 466 00:30:48,835 --> 00:30:51,713 I'll see that, and $100 more. 467 00:30:51,922 --> 00:30:54,383 I'm in! Call. 468 00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:57,552 I'll see your $100, bump you $100. 469 00:30:58,512 --> 00:30:59,596 It's your money. 470 00:30:59,721 --> 00:31:01,515 When Mac said a big-stakes poker game, 471 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:02,766 he wasn't kidding. 472 00:31:02,849 --> 00:31:04,893 There were thousands on that table. 473 00:31:05,102 --> 00:31:07,479 Marine pilots don't usually have that kind of money 474 00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:09,815 and that should have been a warning to me, 475 00:31:10,023 --> 00:31:13,026 but Mac was in there counting on me and, besides, 476 00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:14,486 it was 2230. 477 00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:15,946 How many cards? 478 00:31:16,097 --> 00:31:17,556 Two for me. 479 00:31:17,781 --> 00:31:19,074 Only one. 480 00:31:19,157 --> 00:31:21,159 - Freeze! - Hey! What the heck! 481 00:31:21,368 --> 00:31:22,619 Please. 482 00:31:24,204 --> 00:31:25,998 Great work, lieutenant! 483 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:31,128 You're under arrest for operating a gambling establishment 484 00:31:31,336 --> 00:31:33,005 catering to Armed Forces personnel. 485 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:36,258 Sorry I had to deceive you men. 486 00:31:36,466 --> 00:31:38,343 I'm Commander Brodrick of the Shore Patrol. 487 00:31:38,468 --> 00:31:40,470 I'm afraid you'll all have to stand court-martial. 488 00:31:40,554 --> 00:31:42,097 Lieutenant, where are your men? 489 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,515 Out front, sir. 490 00:31:44,182 --> 00:31:45,642 Good. 491 00:31:47,728 --> 00:31:49,438 I'll go down and get them. 492 00:31:49,730 --> 00:31:51,315 Wait! 493 00:31:53,483 --> 00:31:55,152 There comes a time in everyone's life 494 00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:56,737 when they know they've been had. 495 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,405 This was mine. 496 00:31:58,488 --> 00:32:00,907 The only chance I had of getting to the street in one piece 497 00:32:00,991 --> 00:32:02,284 was to play out the hand. 498 00:32:02,492 --> 00:32:03,702 No pun intended. 499 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:06,246 Okay, back up. 500 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,001 When Commander... 501 00:32:11,752 --> 00:32:14,713 When the commander gets back with his men, 502 00:32:14,796 --> 00:32:16,798 I want you Marines to have your ID ready. 503 00:32:16,882 --> 00:32:18,508 We're gonna have to book you boys at Pearl. 504 00:32:18,592 --> 00:32:21,178 You people will be turned over to Five-O. 505 00:32:21,261 --> 00:32:23,597 And the ladies... 506 00:32:23,805 --> 00:32:25,807 Freeze! Shore Patrol! 507 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:29,895 You know, you people didn't have to break in. 508 00:32:29,978 --> 00:32:31,688 I already had them in custody. 509 00:32:34,816 --> 00:32:37,361 I'm going to go downstairs and check on the commander. Well done. 510 00:32:37,444 --> 00:32:38,737 - Just a minute, sir. - What? 511 00:32:38,952 --> 00:32:40,197 Who are you? 512 00:32:40,405 --> 00:32:41,823 Who am I? 513 00:32:42,824 --> 00:32:43,909 Who am I? 514 00:32:43,992 --> 00:32:45,994 His name's Magnum. 515 00:32:47,245 --> 00:32:49,081 And the question's not who he is, 516 00:32:49,164 --> 00:32:51,166 but what's he doing posing as a Naval officer 517 00:32:51,249 --> 00:32:53,168 in an illegal gambling house? 518 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,052 They claim there was no one else in that game. 519 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:05,263 Well, of course they do. Those Marine pilots think he's Father Jim, 520 00:33:05,347 --> 00:33:06,932 a Navy chaplain trying to help them. 521 00:33:07,015 --> 00:33:08,475 They're not gonna get him in trouble. 522 00:33:08,558 --> 00:33:09,851 And the Vietnamese? 523 00:33:09,935 --> 00:33:11,561 He took all the money from the table. 524 00:33:11,686 --> 00:33:13,897 If he doesn't exist, then the money doesn't exist 525 00:33:14,022 --> 00:33:16,650 and you can't charge him with operating a gambling casino. 526 00:33:17,943 --> 00:33:19,736 I checked out your 527 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,446 Lieutenant Neville Thompson. 528 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,782 There's no record of anybody by that name in NIA, 529 00:33:23,907 --> 00:33:26,243 or, for that matter, in the U.S. Navy. 530 00:33:26,326 --> 00:33:28,662 Mac was conning me. He's not gonna use his real name. 531 00:33:28,912 --> 00:33:29,913 "Mac"? 532 00:33:29,996 --> 00:33:32,124 Well, what do you want me to call him? John Doe? 533 00:33:32,207 --> 00:33:33,625 And there's something I'd like to know. 534 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,377 What are you doing on a gambling raid? 535 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:37,170 That isn't of any interest to NIA. 536 00:33:37,337 --> 00:33:40,382 It is if the pilots involved are flying F-18s. 537 00:33:40,465 --> 00:33:42,342 Duc-Ho, who runs that place 538 00:33:42,384 --> 00:33:44,469 wouldn't be beyond swapping IOUs 539 00:33:44,553 --> 00:33:46,555 for a copy of an operations manual. 540 00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:48,849 - Those kids didn't. - No. 541 00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:51,935 Despite what they're flying, they're just a little wet behind the ears. 542 00:33:52,227 --> 00:33:54,729 All Duc-Ho got out of them was their money. 543 00:33:56,273 --> 00:33:57,649 Who tipped you to the card game? 544 00:33:57,858 --> 00:34:01,153 NIA got a call from someone in Little Saigon. It happens all the time. 545 00:34:01,236 --> 00:34:02,529 Mac. 546 00:34:02,696 --> 00:34:05,031 Now, that's the second time you've called him Mac! 547 00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:07,242 Magnum, you're not telling me everything! 548 00:34:07,951 --> 00:34:09,953 Are you going to charge me or not? 549 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,168 Hell, I figure you impersonated an officer 550 00:34:16,251 --> 00:34:18,044 all the time you were in the Navy. 551 00:34:18,086 --> 00:34:20,005 I guess once more didn't matter. 552 00:34:21,423 --> 00:34:24,885 The duty yeoman will arrange transportation back to your car. 553 00:34:28,096 --> 00:34:29,890 What are you up to, Buck? 554 00:34:30,265 --> 00:34:32,392 This isn't like you to let me off. 555 00:34:32,642 --> 00:34:36,480 I'm doing it because I don't want to spend my Saturday typing up charges. 556 00:34:36,688 --> 00:34:38,398 But if you insist on being charged... 557 00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:40,358 - No, no. No. - ...I'll be happy to oblige you. 558 00:34:40,484 --> 00:34:42,027 It's not necessary. 559 00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:46,281 And thank you, colonel. 560 00:34:55,379 --> 00:34:56,875 It was a nightmare. 561 00:34:56,917 --> 00:35:00,921 No matter how many times I saw Mac, I couldn't prove he existed. 562 00:35:01,004 --> 00:35:02,464 None of my friends had seen him 563 00:35:02,521 --> 00:35:04,523 and the people who did wouldn't admit it. 564 00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:07,427 I couldn't blame Higgins or the guys for thinking I was hallucinating. 565 00:35:07,511 --> 00:35:09,387 Hell, I even began to wonder. 566 00:35:09,596 --> 00:35:12,474 So there was no way I was going to tell Buck Greene, or anyone else 567 00:35:12,557 --> 00:35:14,100 what was going on. 568 00:35:14,309 --> 00:35:16,645 Not until I found Mac. Or someone who knew him. 569 00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:18,104 Or... 570 00:35:27,906 --> 00:35:29,449 Sure, I can pick him out. 571 00:35:29,574 --> 00:35:31,076 Yeah, that's Father Jim. 572 00:35:31,284 --> 00:35:33,328 He's got a mustache now, but that's him. 573 00:35:33,578 --> 00:35:36,164 Came in collecting for Navy Relief. 574 00:35:36,289 --> 00:35:38,875 Now, most of my customers are tourists, but... 575 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,544 What the hell, I was in the service. 576 00:35:40,627 --> 00:35:43,046 I know how tough it is on you guys. 577 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:44,923 I gave him $50. 578 00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:47,676 Hey, that's great. Do you know where I can reach him? 579 00:35:47,926 --> 00:35:49,553 You kidding, lieutenant? 580 00:35:49,803 --> 00:35:52,764 Pearl Harbor. Where else you gonna find a Navy chaplain? 581 00:35:54,099 --> 00:35:55,100 Yeah. 582 00:35:55,183 --> 00:35:56,393 Why didn't I think of that? 583 00:35:56,476 --> 00:35:57,602 - Thanks. - Yeah. 584 00:35:57,811 --> 00:35:59,646 Hey, lieutenant, don't you want some ice cream? 585 00:35:59,729 --> 00:36:02,023 We got a special on a hot fudge sundae. 586 00:36:02,774 --> 00:36:05,193 We don't allow food in the store. 587 00:36:05,443 --> 00:36:07,320 Oh. Sorry. 588 00:36:07,779 --> 00:36:10,699 If I let you do it, I'd have to let everyone. 589 00:36:10,824 --> 00:36:12,951 And with that ice cream parlor right next door, 590 00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:14,536 I understand. 591 00:36:15,954 --> 00:36:17,998 Do you recognize the guy on the left? 592 00:36:18,290 --> 00:36:20,041 I believe that's Father Jim. 593 00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:21,459 It is. 594 00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:23,837 I didn't know they allowed priests to wear shirts like that. 595 00:36:24,045 --> 00:36:25,505 Oh, only when they're off duty. 596 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,799 Was he in here collecting for Navy Relief? 597 00:36:28,008 --> 00:36:30,552 Yes, Thursday morning. I donated $100. 598 00:36:34,222 --> 00:36:35,557 Is something wrong? 599 00:36:36,391 --> 00:36:38,685 No. No. He's just an old friend 600 00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:41,813 and I was told he was in Waikiki collecting for the fund 601 00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:45,984 and I was hoping to find him before my plane left for Tokyo. Thank you. 602 00:36:46,234 --> 00:36:49,195 If your plane isn't leaving before 3:00, you can meet him here 603 00:36:49,321 --> 00:36:51,156 when he picks up his watch. 604 00:37:31,135 --> 00:37:33,073 I call her Olga. 605 00:37:34,491 --> 00:37:36,368 I don't know her real name. 606 00:37:36,743 --> 00:37:40,080 But who can be sure of anybody's real name these days? 607 00:37:41,331 --> 00:37:43,541 Magnum. Boy, am I glad to see you! 608 00:37:44,084 --> 00:37:45,502 Really? 609 00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:49,756 Did you know that the real Shore Patrol raided that joint right after we left? 610 00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:52,133 After you left. 611 00:37:52,384 --> 00:37:55,637 Well, now, I don't blame you for being upset, but I can explain. 612 00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:58,056 Only not here, because I'm being followed. 613 00:37:58,139 --> 00:38:00,183 Look, why don't I meet you at this little place called Al's? 614 00:38:00,392 --> 00:38:02,143 It's at the corner of... 615 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:04,813 No more meeting places! 616 00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:07,595 No more phony IDs! No more bull! 617 00:38:07,691 --> 00:38:10,026 - I want answers! - And I wanna give them to you. 618 00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:12,195 - Now, who the hell are you? - My name's Jim Bonick. 619 00:38:12,278 --> 00:38:13,988 I was a Navy jet jock till I lost a canopy... 620 00:38:14,072 --> 00:38:14,989 Oh! 621 00:38:15,115 --> 00:38:16,866 ...at Angels 50 and my eardrums burst! 622 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,576 It's the truth! 623 00:38:23,665 --> 00:38:27,085 I could never fly again, so I got out. 624 00:38:27,919 --> 00:38:29,796 The last couple of months before my separation, 625 00:38:29,855 --> 00:38:31,315 they assigned me a desk at NIA. 626 00:38:31,357 --> 00:38:33,567 And that's how I checked your story out. I called some old friends. 627 00:38:33,627 --> 00:38:35,504 And now you're going to hand me some phony ID 628 00:38:35,593 --> 00:38:36,886 with Jim Bonick's name on it. 629 00:38:36,970 --> 00:38:38,221 Are you crazy? 630 00:38:38,388 --> 00:38:41,725 Doing what I do for a living, you think I'd carry my real ID on me? 631 00:38:41,975 --> 00:38:43,560 See? That proves I'm Jim Bonick! 632 00:38:43,727 --> 00:38:45,979 I don't have any ID on me with that name on it! 633 00:38:46,104 --> 00:38:48,106 That doesn't prove anything! 634 00:38:48,273 --> 00:38:50,900 What do you do for a living? Rip off the Navy Relief Fund? 635 00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:54,112 Hold up high-stakes poker games and leave guys like me holding the bag? 636 00:38:54,195 --> 00:38:56,281 - I took the bag. - You know what I mean! 637 00:38:56,489 --> 00:38:58,032 Well, what did I do that was so wrong? 638 00:38:58,158 --> 00:39:00,410 What did you do that was so wrong? 639 00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:01,786 You're a rip-off artist! 640 00:39:01,995 --> 00:39:03,538 You're a conman and a thief! 641 00:39:03,747 --> 00:39:04,539 I am not a thief! 642 00:39:04,748 --> 00:39:06,291 You're not a... 643 00:39:11,588 --> 00:39:13,506 - You're not a thief? - No. 644 00:39:13,715 --> 00:39:16,009 - You're not a thief? - No. 645 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:18,511 Did Navy Relief get the money you collected? Huh? 646 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,389 Twenty-five percent. 647 00:39:21,473 --> 00:39:23,057 Which is more than they would have gotten 648 00:39:23,141 --> 00:39:25,727 from a professional fund-raising company! 649 00:39:26,478 --> 00:39:28,480 What about the card game? 650 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:31,065 That money was already ripped off from those pilots. 651 00:39:31,149 --> 00:39:33,067 All I did was liberate it from thieves. 652 00:39:33,151 --> 00:39:34,819 - Liberate it? - That's right, liberate it! 653 00:39:35,028 --> 00:39:36,946 Come on, come on! Give me another one. 654 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:41,534 Did those pilots get their money back? 655 00:39:41,743 --> 00:39:44,579 Well, now, I couldn't very well do that, could I? 656 00:39:44,704 --> 00:39:46,498 They're being held on suspicion of gambling. 657 00:39:46,581 --> 00:39:49,209 If I show up to give them money back they lost in a poker game, 658 00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:50,418 - It would... - It would... 659 00:39:50,627 --> 00:39:52,170 prove they were gambling 660 00:39:52,253 --> 00:39:55,840 and you're only keeping it to save them from being court-martialed. 661 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:58,092 I'm glad you finally understand. 662 00:39:58,968 --> 00:40:00,303 It doesn't matter. 663 00:40:00,386 --> 00:40:04,098 All that matters is that Rick and Higgins and T.C. meet you! 664 00:40:04,182 --> 00:40:05,433 Who's that? 665 00:40:05,517 --> 00:40:07,560 They're three guys that think I made you up! 666 00:40:08,061 --> 00:40:10,438 And you know something? Right now I'm hoping they're right! 667 00:40:11,397 --> 00:40:13,316 I told you I was being followed! 668 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,029 Great. This is all I need. 669 00:40:20,657 --> 00:40:21,741 Wait! 670 00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:27,831 Where's the money? 671 00:40:28,790 --> 00:40:29,874 Money? 672 00:40:29,999 --> 00:40:31,918 The money you stole from them. 673 00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:33,503 I don't know. Where'd you put it? 674 00:40:45,098 --> 00:40:46,933 I'm going to give you to them... 675 00:40:47,016 --> 00:40:49,811 Okay, okay, okay. It's in the trunk. 676 00:40:49,936 --> 00:40:51,312 It's not in the trunk! 677 00:40:51,437 --> 00:40:53,481 It's in the front trunk! 678 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,610 Look, if we give them the money, they're gonna kill us! 679 00:40:57,694 --> 00:40:59,571 Our only chance is to jump them. 680 00:41:02,365 --> 00:41:03,908 The money. 681 00:41:09,247 --> 00:41:10,707 It's in the trunk. 682 00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:12,834 It's not in the trunk. 683 00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:14,252 You heard him. It's under the bonnet. 684 00:41:14,419 --> 00:41:15,211 Bonnet? 685 00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:16,838 The front trunk! 686 00:41:26,681 --> 00:41:29,434 I have to release it from the inside. 687 00:41:39,402 --> 00:41:40,862 It's under the spare tire. 688 00:41:44,949 --> 00:41:46,075 Now what? 689 00:41:46,868 --> 00:41:48,036 I'm a black belt. 690 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:50,747 You take the guys on your side, I'll take the guys on mine. 691 00:42:00,632 --> 00:42:01,716 Mac! 692 00:42:42,215 --> 00:42:43,883 Magnum, you okay? 693 00:42:44,884 --> 00:42:47,303 What happened to "I'll take the guys on my side"? 694 00:42:47,387 --> 00:42:49,263 There weren't any guys on my side. 695 00:42:49,764 --> 00:42:52,058 When Magnum said he was being conned 696 00:42:52,266 --> 00:42:55,061 by somebody posing as an NIA officer 697 00:42:55,144 --> 00:42:57,146 and he kept calling him Mac, 698 00:42:57,397 --> 00:42:58,856 I figured it was you. 699 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:01,526 - You know him? - Hell, yes. 700 00:43:01,693 --> 00:43:04,862 He's a Naval pilot who got a medical discharge for... 701 00:43:04,946 --> 00:43:07,115 - Busted eardrums. - That was it. 702 00:43:07,615 --> 00:43:09,701 Uncanny the way he looks like Mac, isn't it? 703 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:11,703 Yeah. 704 00:43:11,869 --> 00:43:14,956 Gave me goose bumps the first time I saw him. 705 00:43:15,373 --> 00:43:19,168 He was assigned to NIA while his discharge was being processed. 706 00:43:20,670 --> 00:43:23,923 Always had some con or another going. 707 00:43:24,173 --> 00:43:26,092 If he hadn't gotten the medical, 708 00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:27,969 he'd have ended up in Leavenworth. 709 00:43:28,136 --> 00:43:30,013 Well, now, colonel, that's just not fair. 710 00:43:30,221 --> 00:43:31,764 The hell it isn't, Travis. 711 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:33,683 Travis? 712 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,519 Lieutenant Joe Travis. 713 00:43:36,728 --> 00:43:38,438 That's your buddy's real name. 714 00:43:47,144 --> 00:43:48,573 After Mac agreed 715 00:43:48,656 --> 00:43:51,159 to file charges with me against Duc-Ho and his boys, 716 00:43:51,242 --> 00:43:52,744 Buck let us go. 717 00:43:52,827 --> 00:43:57,165 Outside, Mac quickly explained that he'd lied to the Navy about his name. 718 00:43:57,248 --> 00:43:59,250 He insisted that he'd told me the truth, 719 00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:01,210 that his real name was Jim Bonick. 720 00:44:01,419 --> 00:44:02,754 It seems he and a friend named Travis 721 00:44:02,837 --> 00:44:04,297 had switched names in Pensacola 722 00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:06,549 in some elaborate scheme to avoid duty watches 723 00:44:06,632 --> 00:44:09,761 and he'd ended up commissioned with Travis's name. 724 00:44:10,636 --> 00:44:12,847 I didn't care if it was true or not. 725 00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:15,266 All that mattered was that I wasn't crazy. 726 00:44:15,349 --> 00:44:17,894 I wasn't hallucinating, there were no ghosts 727 00:44:18,019 --> 00:44:20,897 and I could finally prove that to my friends. 728 00:44:27,236 --> 00:44:28,529 Hi, guys. 729 00:44:29,906 --> 00:44:31,240 - Where have you been? - Where have you been? 730 00:44:31,491 --> 00:44:33,493 We were searching the morgue, the hospital, the... 731 00:44:33,701 --> 00:44:35,161 What are you doing in that uniform? 732 00:44:35,244 --> 00:44:36,537 Wait! 733 00:44:37,955 --> 00:44:40,249 I know you all think I'm crazy. 734 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,834 Oh, no, well, I didn't mean to imply... 735 00:44:42,043 --> 00:44:44,253 Well, I didn't say you were crazy. What I really meant was... 736 00:44:47,757 --> 00:44:49,383 I don't blame you. 737 00:44:50,134 --> 00:44:53,429 Circumstantial evidence would lead anyone to believe 738 00:44:53,513 --> 00:44:55,765 that I had been hallucinating. 739 00:44:57,016 --> 00:44:58,851 Or had seen a ghost. 740 00:45:01,395 --> 00:45:03,022 Well, my friends, 741 00:45:04,065 --> 00:45:06,734 I have absolute 742 00:45:06,818 --> 00:45:08,486 living proof 743 00:45:08,569 --> 00:45:10,696 that neither is the case. 744 00:45:13,074 --> 00:45:15,034 Come on in, Mac! 745 00:45:26,379 --> 00:45:27,755 Mac? 746 00:45:46,023 --> 00:45:47,942 Oh, my God. 747 00:45:49,235 --> 00:45:50,820 Hiya, fellows. 748 00:47:14,862 --> 00:47:16,155 The mustache! 749 00:47:32,088 --> 00:47:34,507 Well, what's wrong, Magnum? You look like you've seen a ghost.